I'm super afraid of heights and have a strange fear of being electrocuted. I can start a fire with two sticks and a backhanded compliment. Vodka is my favorite vegetable, and one day I hope to live within sight of the ocean. twitter facebook
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Looking for a man who can see past the wrinkles in my shirt

Pick me!