KGMF
I'm super afraid of heights and have a strange fear of being electrocuted. I can start a fire with two sticks and a backhanded compliment. Vodka is my favorite vegetable, and one day I hope to live within sight of the ocean. twitter facebook
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dicksplit:

Straight Friend: "I’m open minded"

Me:

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zaynalpayne:

goodbye
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southerncrotch:

I wonder how long he can hold it. Because there are so many things I could do to him in that position.
Reblogged from dicksplit, Posted by gifak-net.
Awww so sad :(